Copyright ⓒ 2022 by Kevin Boyle “The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living.” Auden “O victory forget your underwear we’re free.” Ginsburg Humans are remnants, of an old prosperous collection, They get roaring respects, Some remaining for optics and some for maintenance, We…

Copyright ⓒ 2022 by Kevin Boyle The Snitch Where’s my phone? Of course I fuckin’ dropped it. I reached down to grab it off the passenger side floor mat, and accidentally swerved my car over the bumps on the shoulder of the road. “Sorry!” …

Copyright ⓒ 2022 by Kevin Boyle I spilled espresso loaded with a mound of cream and a spoonful of sugar on my boss’s brand new white carpet. On the miraculous carpet, right in front of Cassandra, who my wife refers to as “the Cunt,” chunky espresso was seeping into the…

Copyright ⓒ 2022 by Kevin Boyle Goose Hunting Gunpowder: 2Kno3+S+3C→K2S+N2+3CO2 He said it to get our attention. But since Mr. Lee read the info directly from Wikipedia his words had the same dulling effect on our horny minds as they always did. “Vodka is sometimes produced by fermentation of grain…

Copyright ⓒ 2022 by Kevin Boyle The patch sewn onto his trousers was falling off and the stitching poked into his leg. Sometimes it itched and sometimes it tickled and sometimes it was just there. It wouldn’t be long before he could replace it; in three weeks time he was…

My car was the only one at the four way intersection. The traffic lights flashed red, telling me they were to be treated like a stop sign. This always happened with the street lights after nine o’clock. I had had a particularly stressful night. My ex-wife berated me for seven…

The point of this is to find the worst of the worst. Or maybe the best bang for your buck. The best drip for your drop. I will be purchasing one twelve ounce coffee from all of the fast food restaurants near my apartment and seeing which is the best/worst…

I sped down highway 41, trying to arrive before the sunset. The daytime reveals everything, shadows start to appear at dusk. Finding a parking space in the dark is a nightmare. Preparing a playlist took up a better portion of my morning. I put my phone under my bag on…